Funny Whatsapp Status Updates:
I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…
When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…
Status: I on Not on whatsapp..
If I agreed with you we both were wrong.
Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…
I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..
Life is too Short – Chat Fast!
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…
You can never buy LUV….But still U have to pay for it ..
Always respects your self!
Save Water, Drink Wine!!
Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!
Marriage is the cause of divorce.!
I just need a good Wifi & Wife.
All the Rules are made.. to be break.
Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my status.
Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.!
People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…
A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well…!
No I didn’t trip …The floor looked like …it needed a hug!.
Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl… , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!
!Brain is Work More ..When You can use…..
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!
When I actually die some people_ are going to get really haunted.
Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone…
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me..
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer…##
Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
Alcohol will give different, type of power!..
70% boy Have GF ,other then Have Brain!
If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching….!!
Excuse me …. Please empty ur pockets …. I think U stole my heart.
3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
do not drink and park _accidents cause people.
Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..
Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status..
High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!
If U are still hate me!then No Problem!..
Brain is the best worker,When you can use it…
when nothing seems right then go left…
if I am wired with you then I like you..
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